The Condesce Song
CONDESCE
Well, well, well, what have we here?
Prince of Heart, huh?
Oh, I’m really scared
So you’re the human who’s woken up on Derse, ha, ha, ha
You’re joking, you’re joking
Let me see your eyes
You’re joking me, you must be
This can’t be the right guy
He’s anime, he’s yaoi
I don’t know which is worse
I guess I’ll have to knock him off
His highest, princely horse
When the new Black Queen says
You’re going to fail your mission
You should pay attention now
‘Cause I’m the Condescension
And if you aren’t bowing
There’s something very wrong
Because I won’t let you get away
Once you’ve heard the Condesce song,
Obey
JACK NOIR
Obey
CONDESCE
Obey
DRACONIAN DIGNITARY
Obey
CONDESCE
Obey
DRACONIAN DIGNITARY
Obey the Condescension
CONDESCE
Well if I’m feeling crafty
And I’ve found that you’re awake
I might just bake a special batch
Of alpha children cake
And don’t you know the dreamer
That makes the whole thing work?
A Crocker cake is not complete without a little Dirk
DRACONIAN DIGNITARY
Obey
CONDESCE
Oh, yes
JACK NOIR
Obeey
CONDESCE
Ohhh
JACK NOIR
Obey
CONDESCE AND DRACONIAN DIGNITARY AND JACK NOIr
Oh, yes, I’m (she’s) the Condescension
DIRK
Release me now
Or you must face the sickest of my fires
You don’t stand a chance against me
So you’re preaching to the choir
CONDESCE
You’re joking, you’re joking
I can’t believe this boy
Lord English, are you hearing this?
This nonsensical ploy
It’s pathetic, it’s tiring
Your blood is just so low
So now, it is about time
That I turn you into dough
DIRK
All humans have this blood color, idiot.
CONDESCE
I guess that means you all should die. Ha ha.
Oh, on 2x3 prong day
The whole world’s fate was sealed
Because I’m a mean Dersite Queen
And I change the playing field
It’s much more fun, I must confess
When the advantage becomes mine
I’ll take you all out one by one
And this game’ll turn out fine
DIRK
Leave me whole
Or you will have to
Face the Destroyer of Souls
CONDESCE
Oh, human, you’re something
The facade that you present
Only shows that you don’t know
Who you are up against
It’s worse than you imagine
You haven’t got a prayer
How do you expect to outrun him
When he is already here?Ha ha ha
The Condesce Song, parody of The Oogie Boogie Song from The Nightmare Before Christmas.
I’m a Pisces, and I used to be upset because I didn’t much like Feferi and wasn’t very sad when she died. But then I realized that the Condesce was obviously a Pisces too and that Pisces was the highest blood color and suddenly I’m happy. So here’s a song to commemorate that and the Condesce’s role in the recent Homestuck animation.
I’m going to go ahead and guess that UU is the Sylph of Mind, by the way. Just throwing that out there.
