If U Like Strider

Original is “If U Seek Amy” by Britney Spears. Now, I know what you’re thinking. Dave Strider, Bro Strider, Dirk Strider, which Strider is this song about?

It’s about Cal Strider from Guidestuck. AWWW YEAHH

HAA HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO HOO
HAA HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO HOO
HAA HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO HOO
HAA HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO HOO

Oh baby baby
Have you seen Strider tonight?
Am I in the darkness?
Am I finally in the light?
Oh

Oh baby baby
Am I wasting all their time
Cause my friends don’t wanna bother
Do you know just what that’s like?
Oh

[Refrain:]
Oh Oh
Tell me do they hate me
Cause I’m so
Oh
I can’t get this out of my head
I just wanna know
If it’s safe to let him know
Can somebody make it so
HOO HOO HEE HEE HAA HAA HO

[Chorus]
Love him hate her
Don’t get caught on a gender
But Jaspers Lalonde and cranky old Bec
they need to accept if They Like Strider
Love him hate her
My grief could last forever
But Jaspers Lalonde and cranky old Bec
they need to accept if They Like Strider

HAA HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO HOO

Strider tells ya I don’t wanna serve his game
You can’t tell why or what and now you’re throwing round the blame
Oh

It’s happened more than once that you don’t understand
But it’s hard to talk when all my friends are getting out of hand
Oh

[Refrain]

[Chorus]

[Bridge:]
Oh
Please don’t you talk about me
Oh
But can’t you see what I see
Oh
No you don’t understand me
(stand me, stand me)

So calm down when you’re ready
{Jaspers} You should know it’s what you say and all the things you do
I’m hesitating since you scare me
{Jaspers} You should know that Bec is just as scared as you
Oh really really?
If You Like Strider at all
Oh
Oh really really
J-Lo you should end the call
Oh baby baby baby
Oh baby baby baby

HAA HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO HOO
HAA HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO HOO

[Chorus]

[Bridge]

But Jaspers Lalonde and cranky old Bec
they need to accept if They Like Strider