Alternian

Original is “American” by Lana Del Rey. Kankri parody.

Karkat, see the symbol that we wear
His chains, you should really be aware
You were just all gray, covered up the color
Hiding from the red so you’d be duller
“Hemo: way to go, don’t you know?”
I was like, “Hell no,” my whistle blowed
Like ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-oh

[Chorus]
You make me triggered, you make me scream
I shoulda figured, it was only a dream
The blood from pink to red
Be harsh, be bold, be dead
Like an Alternian
Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ooh ooh-ooh
Like an Alternian
Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ooh ooh-ooh

Ignored, I still try to face it now
You leave, you won’t even let me say it now
Cause I talked too much, everybody said it
I’ll be left behind in the end, forget it
“Condesce is the best, hell yes”
How can that not make me depressed?
Like Oh oh oh ohooh
Oh oh oh ohoowoow

[Chorus]

Everybody wants it the best, but it’s all unfair
I will never sway the rest, hoping you could help me there
You won’t even hear what I’m saying, but I’m praying for you

[Chorus]

King To Me

Original is “King” by Lauren Aquilina. Request for NepKat "but it could be anyone really." I started working with Nepkat, but I wasn’t 100% happy with it so I’m trying another route.

So Meenah -> Karkat song!

You’re alive, yes you survived, so what?
Have you had fun?
Have you lived long enough to have a life to love?
Team half thriving, team half dead
Well in your dreams just move ahead there’s nothing
Stopping you from taking charge

You had it all
But lost your mind and your friends
Where others fall
You’re living til the end
You feel alone
Rid of the ones who you want to lead
Put all those fears to sleep
You are a king to me

All your friends are somewhere in this cloud
Take up their hopes, not your self doubt
Who cares about blood, anymore?

You had it all
But lost your mind and your friends
Where others fall
You’re living til the end
You feel alone
Rid of the ones who you want to lead
Put all those fears to sleep
You are a king 

There’re royals in the spectrum
But no reason to respect ‘em
You don’t gain a lot from your authority
Take it from me

We had it all
But lost our minds and our friends
Where I would fall
You’re living til the end
You feel alone
Rid of the ones who you want to lead
Put all those fears to sleep
You are a king 

You had it all
But lost your mind and your friends
Where others fall
You’re living til the end
You feel alone
Rid of the ones who you want to lead
Put all those fears to sleep
You are a king to me

Love is Dead

Original is the Vocaloid song “Love is War.” Request for a NepKat song. The video I used for the english version is here.

There was simply nothing I could do
I was nothing more, are you so sure?

AHH!~

See the trolls who all rejoiced, we cheered our victory in one clear voice
Darkness found its way into, the scene it twisted, and murder, it took me from you

Ahh, the world is going blurry now, and even so, can my heart still find you somehow?
I know I’m dead - but I do not know what’s in your head oh.
When I had bled, what had you said?
I’m flushing red… for your red!

Let us find a way somehow, my heart it won’t allow
Not seeing you forever in the bubbles I could drown
H-E-A-R-T-S, the organs we suppress
I should’ve shown my feelings ‘cause I owed you nothing less

And all on my own, I used, to shout to your heart, now I’ve been torn apart
But it does not matter now, how far I reach and why, ‘Cause I’ll never make it to your eye sight

Ahh, this dream eternity, I didn’t want this
The stain of my blood didn’t follow me
I can’t hold on, your timeline is out of my reach
When I had bled, what had you said?

Because you know I’m not, going to cry anymore
My love is dead!

You had lost me from the start, the blood inside my heart
You didn’t feel the pump I did and then I took the jump
I’ll live on the way I can, just go by don’t hold my hand
I’ll turn my gaze away until I find the strength to stand

Do you even miss me there?
This death I’m living isn’t fair and do you even care?
Love is gone, and love is dead
The only way for me to breathe is through the tears I bled

Denizon’s Tomb

Original is “Saltwater Room” by Owl City. Anon request for an Owl City Jadekat song. (did I seriously just lose two followers because I closed requests? They’ll reopen when I have space, geesh…)

[Jade]
I woke from a dream just now

And contacted you somehow
Talking to you today is a pain,
Listing out all the ways that you drive me insane

Days are filling the land with snow
And yet I don’t feel so cold
There’s a heated war,
With who I was before
It’s just like you and yourself, who’ve argued violently for sure

Let’s straighten this out, somehow
And let’s keep with the ‘right now’
Staying linear just, humor me
Say the password for me so we can find peace

To my narcolepsy, goodbye
Cause I’m not sleeping this time
I can change the tides
With help from deep inside
So that this cave doesn’t end, up like a denizen’s tomb

<chorus>
[Karkat: Present Harley isn’t hardly full of it]
If this is who it should be,
We had a password agreed
[Karkat: What will it take to make or break your password shit?]
We need time
[Both: Only time]

[Karkat: When you’re off screen it’s up to me to handle this]
When you and I can agree,
I’m never sure it should be
[Karkat: So tell me, Harley, do you think I’m full of shit?]
All the time
[Both: All the time]


Should I believe all you say, is true?
Cause it was hard to trust you
On my island you trolled endlessly
So I could hardly relax or even oversleep

I know that so much has changed since then,
And now I guess you’re my friend.
So now in pesterlogs
You’re helping me with frogs
And I guess that you’ve been nice
Compared to Jack as a dog

[Karkat: So tell me, Harley, do you think I’m full of shit?]
[Karkat: All the time]

<chorus>

[Karkat]
Present Harley isn’t hardly full of it
When you’re off screen it’s up to me to handle this
What will it take to make or break your password shit?
So tell me, Harley, do you think I’m full of shit?
All the time

Ancestor

Anonymous asked you:

Can you do a katnep & signless x disciple song with say something by Christina aguilera

This request kinda confuses me a little, but I hope I did what you were asking??? So yeah, original song is “Say Something” by A Great Big World ft. Christina Aguilera.

[Karkat]
Ancestor, I need some help from you
I’ll never do, all the things you’d do
In this life I, know I’m failing you
Ancestor, I need some help from you

[Karkat and Nepeta]
And I am feeling so weak
It was always too much
[Nepeta: I was always too meek]

[Karkat and Nepeta]
And I might cry as I speak
I can’t let all this go
[Nepeta: Tears starting to leak]

[Karkat and Nepeta]
Ancestor, I need some help from you
I’m sorry that I, couldn’t make it through
In this life I, know I’m failing you
Ancestor, I need some help from you

[Nepeta]
And I will filter away
You’re the one that I love
But it’s too late to say

[Karkat and Nepeta]
Ancestor, I need some help from you
I’m sorry that I couldn’t make it through
And in this life I know I’m failing you

Oooh

Ancestor, I need some help from you
Ancestor, I need some help from you
Ancestor…

Lullaby for the Knight of Blood

Original is “Guren no Yumiya” Lullaby vrs from Attack on Titan. I used this video as reference, not sure if there are others. Anonymous Karkat request.

Our game won’t be successful
If we have a useless leader
I refuse to let us fail this
Written off as just a cancer

Ahh

At your side
I’m hear to stay true
Friends have died
I could not aid you
We now have the help of humans
Will they die and join my true friends?

There’s a monster that’s already here
And his host was the source
That has altered our course
We bowed to his whimsy
Knowing our sins, he
Brought the miseries we’ve suffered

I fuel the anger swelling inside us
Any new monster can’t surprise us
In every troll there’s no ounce of weakness
So face the race the world ought to fear

We have thick blood and wires inside us
Irons in fires you can’t extinguish
The crimson miles
Rip through the session
They are the rivers of blood

Ahh

Tear through the session, make way for the winners
Tear through the session, make way for the winners
Tear through the session, make way for the winners

I fuel the anger swelling inside us
Any new monster can’t surprise us
In every troll there’s no ounce of weakness
So face the race the world ought to fear

We have thick blood and wires inside us
Irons in fires you can’t extinguish
The crimson miles
Rip through the session
They are the rivers…

Casualty to Brutality

Original is “Fat Lip” by Sum 41. Kya wanted a Karkat parody. I went through a sort of strange route based on the lyrics. So imagine this is young and naive Karkat, before the game, when he wanted to be a threshecutioner and stuff. Being a cute little punk rebel.


Gonna gather groupies like my name was The Signless
And I’ll have my own legion who will all be totally mindless
Just a grub, but I’m tough and I’ll be growing real fast
Be the best big monster with massive attacks

I know that with my blood mutants end up cold and lifeless
Never living, no forgiven-ness from the highness
I’m digging up a grave, but if I can be brave
I might just end up having it my way

I’m not gonna lose my life
Become another casualty to brutality
I’ll never fall in line
Become another victim of, your world based on blood
And fall down

Because you don’t
Know me at all, they laugh when I start to fall
But what would you expect when my horns are so small
Little rodents and garbage it’s how I survived
Lusus a crab thank the gods I’m alive

Cause highbloods having fun at other wigglers expense is
Hardly on the list of all their major offenses
It isn’t their concern, they think they’ll never burn
Just wait til I’m a threshecutioner

I’m not gonna lose my life
Become another casualty to brutality
I’ll never fall in line
Become another victim of, your world based on blood
And fall down

Don’t count me out, I could be greater
Don’t count me out, I’ll make it later
Don’t count me out, it’s the path I’m picking
Don’t count me out, cause I’m still kicking

Well I’m a red mutant lower blooded caste brat
Crack tasks and I don’t give a fuck about nothing
Highbloods standing on the corner say I’ll never know loving
But they can’t make sense through all the slime in their oven
And if they aren’t on slime they’ll be coming down to fight
They’re on the hit list, battle til the end of the night
They know I’m gonna do this, turn them into students
And lesson number one, never pick on the mutants
(mutants, mutants, mutants..)

I’m not gonna lose my life
Become another casualty to brutality
I’ll never fall in line
Become another victim of, your world based on blood
And fall down

Lose my life someday
Casualty to brutality
Throw my life away
Victim of your world based on blood
And fall down

Hurricane Love

Original is “Stereo Hearts” by Gym Class Heroes. Greece’s request for Karkat and John. This was kinda tough and might not be easy to follow along with.

(Karkat is sometimes in parenthesis).

[John]
My love’s a hurricane, it blows away your aches and pains

Feel the wind inside your veins, hey hey
Stare out the window pane, (Kay) stick your hand into the rain (It’s fucking wet out there)
The storm I bring is meant for you (Weird human gift), so give it up for the hurricane
(I guess I’ll just start rapping then)

[Karkat]
If I was just a random minor villain in the game
Would you blow the wind and slay me like it was all the same
If I told you your thoughts are wrong would you play along
Could form a bond and make it stronger, you can play along

Furthermore, I apologize for any future chats
Went through the past and I trolled you, was a little whack
I used to, used to, used to, used to re-explain the facts
Repeating stories over time got boring really fast

If I could only find a way to make you understand
A little whisper in the wind, a breeze against your hand
Feel it blowing through your hair like I’m passing through
And know my love’s a hurricane that only brews for you

[John]
My love’s a hurricane, it blows away your aches and pains
Feel the wind inside your veins, hey hey (Yeah, yeah, metaphor)
Stare out the window pane (Uh huh), stick your hand into the rain (Still wet)
The storm I bring is meant for you, so give it up for the hurricane

Hey hey-hey, hey hey hey-hey for the hurricane
Hey hey-hey, hey so give it up for the hurricane
(My turn?)

[Karkat]
If I was a nice warm human-earth bright day
Would you spend me at your keyboard and just waste away
You could spend it getting wet in a pool and play
It’s nice and sunny love the day doesn’t make you gay

And all I ask is that you don’t go running in
When I bring the lightning and it’s thundering
Appreciate every bright day I once gave
You never know they come and go and it’s the only way

I think I finally found a way to make you understand
If I could send a chill to you, a breeze against your hand
And feel it blowing through your hair like I’m passing through
And know my love’s a hurricane that only brews for you

[John]
My love’s a hurricane (Windy), it blows away your aches and pains (Cool)
Feel the wind inside your veins, hey hey (It’s cold)
Stare out the window pane (Again?), stick your hand into the rain (Kay fine)
The storm I bring is meant for you, so give it up for the hurricane (Give it all up)

Hey hey-hey, hey hey hey-hey for the hurricane
Hey hey-hey, hey so give it up for the hurricane
(Give it up, give it up!)

I only pray you’ll never let your wind die (Oh that sounds sad)
Because our weather measures hours of time (The heir and knight)
I’ll float on in and check to make sure you’re fine (Me?)
Thought you were dead but I’m so glad you’re alive!
(Oh yeah that happened)

My love’s a hurricane, (Love) it blows away your aches and pains
Feel the wind inside your veins, hey hey (oh oh oh)
Stare out the window pane (uh uh), stick your hand into the rain (In the rain)
The storm I bring is meant for you, so give it up for the hurricane

Hey hey-hey, hey hey hey-hey for the hurricane
(It’s a hurricane!)
Hey hey-hey, hey
(And that’s the end.)
So give it up for the hurricane
(Yeah)

Knight, knight, knight

Original is “Gone, gone, gone” by Phillip Phillips. Anonymous Dave -> Karkat request.

When you think of friends who died
I’ll be here right by your side
We’ll get you through, we’ll get you through
Until you can face your fears
I’ll call, talk, and dry your tears
I’m here for you, I’m here for you

When enemies are back again
And taking on the form of friends
We’ll get you through, we’ll get you through
If we’re sent miles apart
I’m still right there in your heart
I’m here for you, I’m here for you

Knights protect, it’s in the name
So I know you would do the same

And I would do it for you, for you
Karkat, I’m here every time
If it’ll help you sleep at night
Yeah you, for you
You’re a special friend of mine
And you and I are hella tight
And I can be your knight, knight, knight

When you feel you’re forsaken
Like all your friends are taken
I’m not far away, not far away
And if your logs are empty
Not a thing will prevent me
Chatting up all day, find things to say

I can help you through the game
Cause I know you have done the same

So I would do it for you, for you.
Karkat, I’m here every time
If it’ll help you sleep at night
Yeah you, for you
You’re a special friend of mine
And you and I are hella tight
And I can be your knight, knight, knight

You’re my god send
You’re a real good friend
You’re the shoulders that I could cry on
You’re my close bud
You’re my knight of blood
Got a friendship that’s never dying
Like a dream self we shoot off flying
Like a dream self we shoot off flying
Like a dream self we shoot off flying
Like a dream I can never stop flying..

With you, yeah you
Karkat, I’m here every time
If it’ll help you sleep at night
For you, for you
You’re a special friend of mine
And you and I are hella tight
Yeah you, for you
Karkat, I’m here every time
If it’ll help you sleep at night
For you, for you
You’re a special friend of mine
And you and I, yeah we’re hella tight

Like a dream self we shoot off flying
Like a dream self we shoot off flying
Like a dream self we shoot off flying
Like a dream I can never stop flying with you

And I can be your knight, knight, knight
We’re super tight cause we’re the knight, knight, knights

Hon Hon Honk

Original is “La La La” by Naughty Boy ft. Sam Smith. This wasn’t a request, but I heard this song and I really wanted to do a parody. Here’s Karkat ft. Gamzee laughing and honking. Feel free to have Karkat screaming in fear during the honks every now and then.

HON HON, ha ha ha ha ha HON HON HON HON HONK
Ha ha HON HON, ha ha ha ha ha HON HON HON HON HONK
HON HON, ha ha ha ha ha HON HON HON HON HONK
Ha ha HON HON, ha ha ha ha ha HON HON HON HON HONK

It’s absurd
When I hear your laughter, I can’t like what’s after
When you type those words
'Bout your false messiah even I must perspire

I don’t get your way of thinking
Gamzee please calm down
Cause ev’ry chance we had is sinking
(Gamzee:) Can’t keep down the clown

I’m shuffling real low like a crab
When I think I’m hidden, I hear HONK HONK HONK
I’m re-reading the messages you blabbed
But now my heart rate’s rising, cause your shift was surprising, I hear
HON HON, ha ha ha ha ha HON HON HON HON HONK
Ha ha HON HON, ha ha ha ha ha HON HON HON HON HONK
Yeah your shift was surprising, I hear
HON HON, ha ha ha ha ha HON HON HON HON HONK
Ha ha HON HON, ha ha ha ha ha HON HON HON HON HONK


Guess my life is running out of time
Like these friends of ours, oh man I’m a coward
When I have to die
I’m gonna try my best to make you sound of mind

I don’t get your way of thinking
Gamzee please calm down
Cause ev’ry chance we had is sinking
(Gamzee:) Can’t keep down the clown

I’m shuffling real low like a crab
When I think I’m hidden, I hear HONK HONK HONK
I’m re-reading the messages you blabbed
But now my heart rate’s rising, cause your shift was surprising, I hear
HON HON, ha ha ha ha ha HON HON HON HON HONK
Ha ha HON HON, ha ha ha ha ha HON HON HON HON HONK
Yeah your shift was surprising, I hear
Ha haHON HON, ha ha ha ha ha HON HON HON HON HONK
Ha ha HON HON, ha ha ha ha ha HON HON HON HON HONK
Yeah your shift was surprising, oh
HON HON, ha ha ha ha ha HON HON HON HON HONK
Ha ha HON HON, ha ha ha ha ha HON HON HON HON HONK
Yeah your shift was surprising, I hear
Ha ha HON HON, ha ha ha ha ha HON HON HON HON HONK
Ha ha HON HON, ha ha ha ha ha HON HON HON HON HONK

I’m shuffling real low like a crab
When I think I’m hidden, I hear HONK HONK HONK
I’m re-reading the messages you blabbed
But now my heart rate’s rising, cause your shift was surprising, I hear

I’m shuffling real low like a crab
When I think I’m hidden, I hear HONK HONK HONK
I’m re-reading the messages you blabbed
But now my heart rate’s rising, cause your shift was surprising, I hear
HON HON, ha ha ha ha ha HON HON HON HON HONK
Ha ha HON HON, ha ha ha ha ha HON HON HON HON HONK
Ha ha HON HON, ha ha ha ha ha HON HON HON HON HONK
Ha ha HON HON, ha ha ha ha ha HON HON HON HON HONK

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